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brainstatic:

Dear Diary,

I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.

(via rustboro-city)

Anonymous: ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!

dangergays:

batz:

fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2:

aw omg would date u sound adorable

SHIT FUCK. FUCK GOT DAM. FUCKENING SHIT. SHIT, FUCK , D AMN

vinegod:

by Wolfdrawn

(Source: dutchstore, via dutchster)

Action movie

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• Villain: *slices off piece of apple with sharp knife and eats it. With a smug and sinister smile he paces the floor*
• Hostages: *wait in fearful silence, anticipating villain's first lines*
• Villain: mmmm tasty apple me likey

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Anonymous: Post ya tities

switchingtogeico:

switchingtogeico:

ill have to ask my mom

she said no

• Me: Hello Dr. Professor Sir, I understand you are currently out of the country on a Very Important Research Trip but I have reached a stumbling block in my Big Official Paper for a Completely Legitimate Reason. I was hoping if you would maybe please possibly give me an Extension of Mercy on said Paper due to my Extenuating Circumstance, Academic Record, and Established Collegiate Relationship with you. Ever Your Obedient Servant, Firstname Lastname.
• Professor: no prob. deuces, Brendan.

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