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HI I'M BEN AND

jaideputa:

El idioma español puede ser maravilloso

the-emily-show:

soysad:

sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??

yeah

(Source: punkleaf, via russelllandia)

anustartpop:

shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

(via elijahthefakeghost)

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

(via saint-is-a-sinner-too)

weedjoke420:

life hack: if you are ever invited to a 70’s theme party, ALWAYS assume it is the 1770’s and dress up as a founding father

(via eti1)